Cooper and Piper: A "Tail" of Two Creatures
Dalan and I volunteered to watch Cooper, an African Gray parrot, for two weeks. Cooper's mama, Randi, is in Vietnam for two weeks with Nghia, and was looking for someone to look after her bird. I was excited to sign up for this opportunity. We had a parrot growing up, and I think they are fascinating. Randi warned us that Cooper would probably bite us. Nghia cautioned that Cooper would be noisy. Dalan worried that the dog would try to attack the bird. Everyone had their concerns, but not me. I was totally psyched. The following is my bird and dog journal. This is what happens when a high-spirited parrot's and a feisty dog's worlds collide and we are only two days into it....Enjoy!
Saturday Night:8:45 pm: Randi shows up with the bird. Piper is curious, but not aggressive. Cooper lets me hold her. She doesn't even try to bite me. I secretly praise myself for my abilities to "whisper" to animals and bring inter-species peace. Randi and I go over Cooper's routines and diet. We set her up in the spare bedroom upstairs, and put Cooper to bed for the night. Even Nghia comments on how he has never seen Piper or Cooper that calm before. Praise myself in my head again. Should have been thinking this is the calm before the storm.
9:00- 11:00 pm: Piper is curious about the bird behind closed doors. Runs upstairs occasionally, but relaxes.
11:00pm-4:00 am: Piper gets up approximately every 10 to 20 minutes to inform us that there is a BIRD in the house. She does this by scratching at doors, whining at doors, or licking her sleeping parents. I try taking Piper downstairs to sleep. It makes no difference. Makes it worse even, because now she is running up and down the stairs every 10 to 20 minutes to inform me that there is a BIRD in the house.
Sunday:4:00 am to 11:00 am: Piper calms down somewhat, and Dalan and I get some sleep. Piper is still getting up and informing us that there is a BIRD in the house, but less frequently. I get up at 9:00 am and take Piper outside. We enjoy the morning together. We also get Cooper up, and she whistles and sings pleasantly from the other room. Piper, and I join Dalan back in bed, and hang out in bed for another hour or so. Dalan gets up with Piper, and I take a nap for about an hour.
Noon: Dalan and I decide to move Cooper downstairs, and onto the kitchen counter. This way Piper can see her, but not reach her, and will hopefully get used to the situation. Take the mystery out of it.
Noon to 6:00 pm: We have a lovely afternoon. Piper is indifferent to the bird, unless I am speaking to her, and then she gets jealous. Cooper talks and sings to herself. We watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Cooper laughs when Spicoli is on screen. Dalan and I laugh harder.
6:00- 8:00 pm: Sunday dinner at my parents' house. I think this will be a nice break for the dog and the bird, and rejoice that things are going well during the day. Worry about not getting enough sleep as it is a work night. Think maybe I can convince Dalan that we could have a parrot of our own.
8:00-8:30 pm: Time to feed the bird, and change the water in her cage. Lock the dog up, and try to ease the bird out of the cage. No go. Try distracting bird by playing with her toys. Get my hand bitten. OUCH! Once bitten, twice shy. Distract the bird with food while quickly getting her water out and then back into her cage. Decide to just drop some fresh food through the bars. Put Cooper to bed about 30 minutes early, due to her squawking. First time in 24 hours she had made an offensive sound.
8:30-9:30 pm: Piper goes nuts trying to get the bird uncovered. I have to build barriers, and she breaks through all my barriers. Piper will not even be distracted by her bone. I finally get her interested in her bone. UGGGHHHH! I am exhausted.
11:30 pm- 12:30 am: I am awake. Relieved that Piper is calm and sleeping in bed, but I am worried. What if Piper won't go back to bed after her 4:30 am potty break? What if Cooper is noisy all morning while Dalan is trying to sleep after I go to work? What if Piper won't go back to bed after her morning meds? How can I build a better barrier to keep them separated?
Monday:8:00-11:00 am: Piper whines and scratches for the bird non-stop. Dalan has to come downstairs to sleep. Both dog and parrot stay relaxed all day long.
5:00-7:00 pm: I get home. The bird starts squawking. I give her more attention, and she stops. And starts up again. Piper and I go upstairs, and employ the squawk it out method. Cooper relaxes.
7:00-7:15 pm: Piper and I go on a walk. Return from walk. Piper is whining differently for the bird. I go into the kitchen. Find bird ON her cage, NOT IN her cage. Lock Piper in the bathroom. Try to come up with a strategy to get Cooper back into the cage without getting bit. Cooper says, "Come on, Cooper." and climbs back into her own cage. Whew! Thank goodness.
7:15-8:00 pm: Cooper squawks non-stop for 45 minutes. Attention does not help. Ignoring her does not help. Cooper gets to go to bed an hour early. I build the better barrier that I created in my head last night. It works. Piper quickly becomes disinterested in the bird when she knows she cannot get to it. The house is calm. Are we getting our routines down or is just the eye of the hurricane?