Milk Stoned

Last night Dalan woke me up to pump and go to bed after I had fallen asleep on the couch. It went something like this....

Dalan: Get up, baby, so you can pump and go to bed.

Me: No

Dalan: You need to get up.

Me: No

Dalan: Are you going to pump?

Me: I don't know.

Dalan: I think you need to pump.

Me: I am stoned.

Dalan: You are stoned??????

Me: Milk stoned.







.......0h, the pumping! I think it is getting to me!